He's Abroad https://www.hesabroad.com/ Jason is a video game producer in New York City. John is a VFX artist, living abroad in New Zealand. John's decided to leave the internet and news behind this year, so each week, Jason will bring him up to speed to the week's most important events while both give their perspective from opposite ends of the planet. Everything is on the table, from things as large as major world events to incidents in a local zoo. And when all is said and done, the professional credentials will get flexed to set you right with a bit of media therapy, highlighting games and movies to check out each week. Tue, 24 Mar 2026 04:29:06 +0000 en-US © 2020 He's Abroad. All Rights Reserved. Perspectives from Opposite Ends of the World He's Abroad episodic He's Abroad jason.polansky@outlook.com He's Abroad jason.polansky@outlook.com Jason is a video game producer in New York City. John is a VFX artist, living abroad in New Zealand. John's decided to leave the internet and news behind this year, so each week, Jason will bring him up to speed to the week's most important events while both give their perspective from opposite ends of the planet. Everything is on the table, from things as large as major world events to incidents in a local zoo. And when all is said and done, the professional credentials will get flexed to set you right with a bit of media therapy, highlighting games and movies to check out each week. Jason is a video game producer in New York City. John is a VFX artist, living abroad in New Zealand. John's decided to leave the internet and news behind this year, so each week, Jason will bring him up to speed to the week's most important events while both give their perspective from opposite ends of the planet. Everything is on the table, from things as large as major world events to incidents in a local zoo. And when all is said and done, the professional credentials will get flexed to set you right with a bit of media therapy, highlighting games and movies to check out each week. yes Yes https://www.hesabroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/HESABROADLOGO_Store.png He's Abroad https://www.hesabroad.com/ Red Carpet https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/red-carpet/ Tue, 24 Mar 2026 04:29:06 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1070 full 186 John recounts his Oscars experience while I fly over my trip in Arizona and California. We also cover chain restaurants and reality shows.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:14:09 Jason Polansky Dead Weight https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/dead-weight/ Mon, 02 Mar 2026 03:24:08 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1065 We talk a wide range of topics, including Punch the Monkey, a novel approach to fat injection, and all the latest political turmoil.

]]> clean No no no 3:16:22 Jason Polansky Smiley Lip https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/smiley-lip/ Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:28:03 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1060 full 184 We talk about the Olympics, tariffs, and Dynasty Warriors.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:38:53 Jason Polansky Bronze Medal https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/bronze-medal/ Wed, 18 Feb 2026 00:44:45 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1055 full We talk about the Olympics, social media bans, and the halftime show.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:19:12 Jason Polansky Slow Song https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/slow-song/ Mon, 09 Feb 2026 22:59:31 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1050 We ramble a bit about hockey and music before talking about the real issues: Cracker Barrel and racism.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:38:07 Jason Polansky Ice Skate https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/ice-skate/ Tue, 03 Feb 2026 00:14:33 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1045 A lot happened in the last two weeks, and we need to talk about it all. That includes a short trip to Ottawa, all the political shenanigans, and the Oscar nominations.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:59:31 Jason Polansky Analog Lifestyle https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/analog-lifestyle/ Mon, 19 Jan 2026 20:26:05 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1040 full We catch up after the time off, covering where we’ve been, political news, and everything we’ve watched and played.

]]> yes Yes no no 3:24:27 Jason Polansky Toaster Oven https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/toaster-oven/ Mon, 01 Dec 2025 22:13:04 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1035 full 179 We talk about Oprah’s holiday shopping list, a lonely Brazilian, and look back on 2025 as we take off until 2026.

]]> clean No no no 2:27:02 Jason Polansky Early Access https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/early-access/ Sat, 22 Nov 2025 23:09:35 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1030 full 178 We talk about Krafton vs Unseen Worlds’ founders, the latest in political discourse, and no Harry Potter.

]]> clean No no no 2:09:07 Jason Polansky Crab Hand https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/crab-hand/ Tue, 18 Nov 2025 23:30:47 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1026 full 177 Harry Potter talk ends: 49:05

John concludes his Harry Potter journey, then we talk about sensitive men, mermaids, and Bubba

]]> clean No no no 2:42:50 Jason Polansky Bodega Cat https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/bodega-cat/ Mon, 10 Nov 2025 20:51:45 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1021 full John’s Harry Potter continues through The Half Blood Prince. Then we talk about the recent elections, a tragedy, and Ninja Gaiden 4.

Harry Potter Spoilers end at 24:15

]]> clean No no no 1:31:34 Jason Polansky Guy Robot https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/guy-robot/ Thu, 06 Nov 2025 23:04:06 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1016 We talk about the Louvre heist, a new robot for sale, and get a Harry Potter update.

]]> clean No no no 1:48:43 Jason Polansky Lightning Bolt https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/lightning-bolt/ Mon, 27 Oct 2025 21:53:18 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1011 full 174 Catching up from the last few weeks, we talk about my travels, an art auction, and Harry Potter.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:55:12 Jason Polansky Fun Cult https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fun-cult/ Tue, 07 Oct 2025 00:59:39 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1006 We talk about holidays, cults, and witches.

]]> clean No no no 1:43:07 Jason Polansky Medieval Times https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/medieval-times/ Mon, 29 Sep 2025 03:23:45 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=1001 We talk Medieval Times, EA, and Hades 2.

]]> clean No no no 1:54:32 Jason Polansky Creme Brulee https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/creme-brulee/ Tue, 23 Sep 2025 19:46:17 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=997 full 171 We talk about pudding, ice cream, and Meta glasses.

]]> clean No no no 1:20:43 Jason Polansky Fur Suit https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fur-suit/ Mon, 15 Sep 2025 00:47:16 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=992 full 170 We talk about becoming Bubsy, current events, and the Nintendo Direct

]]> yes Yes no no 1:57:44 Jason Polansky Three Months https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/three-months/ Mon, 08 Sep 2025 01:32:01 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=988 We recount the last three months’ hiatus, covering our European trips, Sydney Sweeney, and Cracker Barrel.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:44:12 Jason Polansky Short Prince https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/short-prince/ Wed, 18 Jun 2025 00:18:11 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=982 full 168 We talk about Tinder, my trip to LA, and the Switch 2.

]]> clean No no no 1:30:24 Jason Polansky Pup Play https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/pup-play/ Mon, 02 Jun 2025 02:32:35 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=976 We talk about ice cream, a very specific fetish, and Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (Spoilers end at 2:25:25)

]]> yes Yes no no 2:38:05 Jason Polansky Rowdy City https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/rowdy-city/ Wed, 21 May 2025 21:41:12 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=969 We talk about Eurovision, playoff celebrations, and robots fighting back.

]]> clean No no no 1:33:18 Jason Polansky Soup Dumpling https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/soup-dumpling/ Fri, 09 May 2025 02:44:53 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=962 We talk about Din Tai Fung, the Canadian election, and GTA VI.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:58:55 Jason Polansky Tiny Tattoo https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/tiny-tattoo/ Tue, 22 Apr 2025 18:36:41 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=957 We talk about the move away from Hollywood, tattoos, and babies.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:38:31 Jason Polansky Imported Paraphernalia https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/imported-paraphernalia/ Sat, 12 Apr 2025 15:30:29 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=952 full 163 We talk about our time in Portland, tariffs, and the Bali Time Chamber.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:17:11 Jason Polansky Murder Mystery https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/murder-mystery/ Sun, 16 Mar 2025 04:05:58 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=945 full 162 John tells us about his happenings, I rant about Sonic, and we catch up on politics.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:00:40 Jason Polansky Another Mother https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/another-mother/ Sun, 02 Mar 2025 19:56:26 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=939 We talk about conventions, IVF gone wrong, and Gene Hackman.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:42:40 Jason Polansky Colon Hotel https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/colon-hotel/ Tue, 18 Feb 2025 00:51:51 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=934 full 160 We talk about the 4 Nations tournament, quirky hotels, and dive deep into the new Captain America movie.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:55:59 Jason Polansky Peanut Butter https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/peanut-butter/ Mon, 10 Feb 2025 16:00:22 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=930 159 We talk about schmear, a dick button, and Dubai chocolate.

]]> clean No no no 1:48:42 Jason Polansky Good Luck https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/good-luck/ Mon, 03 Feb 2025 00:40:17 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=925 full 158 We talk about luck, dating preferences, and dabble in some political discourse.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:43:43 Jason Polansky 72 Hours https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/72-hours/ Mon, 27 Jan 2025 03:27:32 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=920 We walk through my weekend and discuss hockey drama, Avicii, and funerals. I also deliver a riveting recap of the (modern) Ninja Gaiden series.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:40:59 Jason Polansky Bottomless Pitt https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/bottomless-pitt/ Sat, 18 Jan 2025 22:44:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=915 We talk about ADHD video content, pigeon thefts, and Brad Pitt.

]]> clean No no no 2:08:28 Jason Polansky White Chocolate https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/white-chocolate/ Fri, 17 Jan 2025 22:02:47 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=910 We talk about tacos, facts, and drones. Enjoy!

]]> yes Yes no no 1:44:06 Jason Polansky Clown Prophets https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/clown-prophets/ Sun, 05 Jan 2025 23:03:18 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=904 full 154 We catch up and talk about old man injuries before getting into our predictions for 2025 across politics, movies, and games.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:37:42 Jason Polansky Unruly City https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/unruly-city/ Fri, 20 Dec 2024 00:10:14 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=899 full We catch up briefly before discussing the latest news of supposed unrest in New York. John’s also seen a lot of movies.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:44:58 Jason Polansky Duct Tape https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/duct-tape/ Fri, 22 Nov 2024 22:29:04 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=893 full 152 We talk about zippers, art, and amnesia in this all-over-the-place episode.

]]> clean No no no 1:31:36 Jason Polansky Déjà Vu https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/deja-vu/ Sat, 09 Nov 2024 22:48:44 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=886 full 151 We share our thoughts on the election, but not before covering the biggest news of the week.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:12:58 Jason Polansky Dry Bird https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/dry-bird/ Sun, 03 Nov 2024 18:11:33 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=881 full 150 We intended to talk about our final thoughts on the election leading up to the big day and we do get there eventually. After 40 minutes of talk about mac and cheese and the perils of bad cooking.

]]> clean No no no 1:22:06 Jason Polansky Easy Money https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/easy-money/ Thu, 31 Oct 2024 17:40:27 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=877 full 149 We catch up on the last month, talk about gambling, feelings on the election, and Metaphor ReFantazio.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:33:21 Jason Polansky Bloated Budget https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/bloated-budget/ Fri, 27 Sep 2024 21:17:14 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=872 full 148 We talk about new scandals in hip-hop and politics and then discuss the possibility of Concord having a $400 million budget.

]]> clean No no no 2:19:04 Jason Polansky Paw Patrol https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/paw-patrol/ Thu, 19 Sep 2024 21:44:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=867 full 147 We catch up on some travels, talk about music drama, and discuss the last debate.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:55:42 Jason Polansky Step Down https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/step-down/ Sun, 21 Jul 2024 21:29:51 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=861 full 146 Biden is no longer the democratic nominee so we have to talk about it. BUT FIRST, we have to talk about my trip to Montana.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:21:32 Jason Polansky Close Shave https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/close-shave/ Sun, 14 Jul 2024 18:59:47 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=857 full 145 Trump’s been shot so we talk about it for an hour. Then a bit about Pierce Brosnan Bond movies.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:11:16 Jason Polansky Old Man https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/old-man/ Fri, 05 Jul 2024 19:16:57 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=852 full 144 We talk about my trip to Vancouver, the presidential debate, and Star Wars.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:13:30 Jason Polansky Hidden Mountain https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/hidden-mountain/ Wed, 12 Jun 2024 21:04:55 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=847 full 143 We talk about Japanese tourism, a boat crash, and Trump’s convictions.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:34:17 Jason Polansky Undercover Preacher https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/undercover-preacher/ Tue, 28 May 2024 18:58:15 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=842 full 142 We talk about a trip to Washington, BBQ, and why no one is seeing certain blockbuster movies.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:46:24 Jason Polansky Right Angle https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/right-angle/ Mon, 13 May 2024 21:34:09 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=836 full 141 We’re back after a brief break to talk Miami, traveling, and Stellar Blade.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:28:27 Jason Polansky Cracker Barrel https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/cracker-barrel/ Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:53:01 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=831 Bit of a rambler to catch up on all my travels. Along the way, we take a long detour to talk about the state of the gaming industry, Meadville, PA, and praise Cracker Barrel pancakes.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:35:58 Jason Polansky Dune 2 Review https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/dune-2-review/ Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:41:29 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=827 Dune 2,review full 139 Arguably the biggest release of the year so far, if to the biggest sci-fi release since The Force Awakens, and we need to talk about it.

]]> yes Yes no no 37:52 Jason Polansky Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom Review https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/aquaman-and-the-lost-kingdom-review/ Fri, 19 Apr 2024 20:27:49 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=823 Dune 2,review full 138 Also recorded a month ago [my bad -Jason], we dive into the sequel to one of the best movies of all time. How does it stack up? Poorly.

]]> yes Yes no no 48:21 Jason Polansky Oppenheimer Review https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/oppenheimer-review/ Fri, 19 Apr 2024 20:24:01 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=817 Dune 2,review full 137 Recorded over a month ago [my fault -Jason], we reviewed Oppenheimer in detail and talked about its Oscar odds. Yes, late post but still a fun discussion!

]]> yes Yes no no 44:30 Jason Polansky Adopted Husband https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/adopted-husband/ Mon, 11 Mar 2024 22:10:48 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=812 Dune 2,review full 136 Lots of stuff to talk about this week: a story about a husband-turned-son (of sorts), the state of the union response, and the Oscars (this was recorded before they happened).

]]> yes Yes no no 1:47:36 Jason Polansky Portuguese Wedding https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/portuguese-wedding/ Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:54:41 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=807 Dune 2,review full 135 Greg joins us for this one to talk about a fun wedding weekend and a trip all around Portugal (and other European travels)

]]> yes Yes no no 2:22:22 Jason Polansky Cat Girl https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/cat-girl/ Mon, 11 Dec 2023 22:50:01 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=801 Dune 2,review full We talk about matcha, cat girls, and QR codes.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:37:47 Jason Polansky Cheap Breakfast https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/cheap-breakfast/ Fri, 01 Dec 2023 22:26:56 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=795 Dune 2,review full We talk about a yelling neighbor, oatmeal, and the game awards.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:11:41 Jason Polansky Wedding Band https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/wedding-band/ Sat, 11 Nov 2023 19:31:00 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=787 Dune 2,review full 132 A chaser for the previous episode, we’re back to our usual shenanigans to talk about wedding bands, the actors strike ending, and Paul Giamatti.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:27:33 Jason Polansky Political Episode https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/political-episode/ Sat, 11 Nov 2023 19:30:00 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=786 Dune 2,review full 131 We unravel our thoughts on what’s been going on in the Middle East since October 6th. If you don’t have an appetite for a purely political discussion, feel free to skip this one.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:45:15 Jason Polansky Worn Goods https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/worn-goods/ Tue, 07 Nov 2023 04:17:21 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=782 Dune 2,review full 130 We take the ultimate tangent this week to talk about a previously unknown market. The rest doesn’t really matter.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:46:54 Jason Polansky Fighting Weight https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fighting-weight/ Wed, 18 Oct 2023 17:19:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=777 Dune 2,review full 129 This one’s a rambler as we avoid talking about horrible current events. We discuss who I could fight in the ring, ice cream, and Cocoon.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:31:29 Jason Polansky Unreal Unity https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/unreal-unity/ Tue, 26 Sep 2023 15:13:03 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=771 Dune 2,review full 128 Recorded September 20 – We talk about John’s honeymoon, paid reviews, and the Unity debacle.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:40:28 Jason Polansky Married Man https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/married-man/ Tue, 29 Aug 2023 04:41:20 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=766 Dune 2,review full 127 We find a gap in my travel schedule to recount where we’ve been, John’s wedding, and a whole lot of media therapy.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:39:14 Jason Polansky Artificial Image https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/artificial-image/ Wed, 28 Jun 2023 17:31:16 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=760 Dune 2,review full 126 We briefly talk about Oceangate before going deep into AI in the world of movies and games.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:07:41 Jason Polansky Top Chip https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/top-chip/ Wed, 21 Jun 2023 20:41:44 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=755 Dune 2,review full 125 Surprise! We got one in this week to discuss chips, Fast X, and some other nonsense.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:14:01 Jason Polansky Calm Podcast https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/calm-podcast/ Wed, 14 Jun 2023 22:22:28 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=751 Dune 2,review full 124 We talk about relaxing, OnlyFans, and the Apple Vision Pro.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:15:16 Jason Polansky Personal Assistant https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/personal-assistant/ Sun, 04 Jun 2023 20:50:57 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=746 Dune 2,review full 123 We’re back with a big one, talking hockey, hot chicken, bears, furries, Zelda, and so much more

]]> yes Yes no no 2:34:48 Jason Polansky Chewy Meat https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/chewy-meat/ Mon, 15 May 2023 21:29:27 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=733 Dune 2,review full 122 We talk about brisket critique, the gym, and Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:43:44 Jason Polansky Carbon Footprint https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/carbon-footprint/ Tue, 02 May 2023 21:39:31 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=728 Dune 2,review full 121 We talk about a prolific sperm donor, Tucker, and the demise of E3.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:49:50 Jason Polansky Sweet Pete https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/sweet-pete/ Sun, 23 Apr 2023 21:47:41 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=722 mandalorian full 120 We cover a lot of ground in this one, talking natural phenomena, rouge AirBNB guests, and a new Texas law.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:53:13 Jason Polansky Long Song https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/long-song/ Mon, 10 Apr 2023 23:04:49 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=716 creed III,mario movie,passover full 119 We talk about Passover, 90s cartoons, the Mario Movie, and so much more.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:47:09 Jason Polansky Fruit Cocktail https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fruit-cocktail/ Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:56:19 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=711 creed III,mario movie,passover full 118 We talk melons, worldwide cruises, and RRR.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:01:47 Jason Polansky High Five https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/high-five/ Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:53:07 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=706 avatar,balloon,fashion,inventions,mcdonalds full 117 We’re back after a brief hiatus. After some catching up, we talk about how black people invented everything, an odd fashion show, and quality advertising.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:58:15 Jason Polansky Hot Dog https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/hot-dog/ Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:51:26 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=701 avatar,balloon,fashion,inventions,mcdonalds full 116 We ramble about cat sex, hot dogs, and a Frozen 2 fan before diving into the Pokemon performance drama, among other things.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:38:16 Jason Polansky Freakshake https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/freakshake/ Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:38:58 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=696 avatar,balloon,fashion,inventions,mcdonalds full 115 We talk egregious milkshakes, midterm elections, and get a fun derailment during media therapy.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:30:13 Jason Polansky Country Shopping https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/country-shopping/ Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:03:34 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=691 avatar,balloon,fashion,inventions,mcdonalds full 114 We talk about the purchase of Twitter, the Paul Pelosi attack, and Bayonetta 3.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:47:31 Jason Polansky Thumbs Up https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/thumbs-up/ Fri, 21 Oct 2022 19:07:53 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=686 avatar,balloon,fashion,inventions,mcdonalds full 113 We talk about Toronto, an AI-generated podcast, and happy endings.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:29:27 Jason Polansky Watermelon Pie https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/watermelon-pie/ Fri, 23 Sep 2022 22:09:31 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=681 axe,covid,mcdonalds,pie,watermelon full 112 John got covid, we discover a horrifying dessert, and we break down a fight in a Mcdonald’s. This one may start slow, but I assure you the trip is worth taking!

]]> yes Yes no no 1:19:49 Jason Polansky Coming to Burkina Faso https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/coming-to-burkina-faso/ Sun, 11 Sep 2022 21:53:46 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=672 axe,covid,mcdonalds,pie,watermelon full 111 We talk about the monarchy, draft a movie, and catch up on a whole lot of shows, movies, and games.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:39:01 Jason Polansky Stuffed Toast https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/stuffed-toast/ Sat, 27 Aug 2022 10:34:55 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=667 axe,covid,mcdonalds,pie,watermelon full 110 Back after a bit of a hiatus, we talk about French toast, Lithuania, and all the movies we’ve seen in the last month or so.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:46:43 Jason Polansky Worst State https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/worst-state/ Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:07:19 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=662 axe,covid,mcdonalds,pie,watermelon full 109 We talk names, the worst states in the US, and Thor: Love and Thunder

]]> yes Yes no no 1:26:19 Jason Polansky Radio Shack https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/radio-shack/ Fri, 08 Jul 2022 17:44:29 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=657 axe,covid,mcdonalds,pie,watermelon full 109 We talk about where we would want citizenship, Krispy Kreme, and Radio Shack.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:40:07 Jason Polansky Supreme Disgrace https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/supreme-disgrace/ Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:02:49 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=652 goose,NFT,obi wan,roe v wade,supreme court full 107 (Recorded June 24) We talk about a mother’s instincts to defend an unusual pet before diving into the latest Supreme Court ruling nullifying Roe v Wade.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:38:56 Jason Polansky Foreign Golf https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/foreign-golf/ Fri, 24 Jun 2022 17:02:10 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=647 goose,NFT,obi wan,roe v wade,supreme court full 106 A bit of a rambler this week as we make our way to talking about the implications of LIV Golf and soap operas.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:25:43 Jason Polansky Alaskan Gal https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/alaskan-gal/ Sat, 11 Jun 2022 00:12:21 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=641 goose,NFT,obi wan,roe v wade,supreme court full 105 We talk about popular names, a hero at a Brooklyn bar, and give our verdict on Top Gun Maverick.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:35:18 Jason Polansky Picky Eater https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/picky-eater/ Mon, 30 May 2022 15:18:54 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=636 chips,ice cream,juneteenth,top gun maverick,winnie the pooh full 104 We try (and fail) to not talk about the depressing current events in the States, and instead focus on an unusual diet, poorly timed products, and Tom Cruise.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:13:11 Jason Polansky Life Event https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/life-event/ Mon, 23 May 2022 22:21:51 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=631 cyberpunk,engagement,monkeypox full 103 We’re back with some big personal news for one of us (not the one typing this). Then we talk about how effed the world is, followed by some extensive media therapy.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:26:24 Jason Polansky Brisket King https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/brisket-king/ Thu, 28 Apr 2022 01:07:49 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=624 brisket,cnn,lean on me,moon knight,steaming service full 102 We talk about a BBQ brisket competition, the demise of CNN+, and a lot of movies we’ve watched.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:08:40 Jason Polansky Man Slap https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/man-slap/ Sat, 09 Apr 2022 02:03:50 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=619 chris rock,moon knight,taco bell,weddings,will smith full 101 We talk about weddings, Taco Bell, and Will Smith.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:16:01 Jason Polansky Tough Job https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/tough-job/ Mon, 21 Mar 2022 03:06:45 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=613 astrology,homewrecker,Japan,spiderman full 100 It’s our 100th episode! So we do what we do best: get silly and then dabble in topics we are far from qualified to talk about. We talk about astrology, a professional homewrecker, and a guy who gets paid to do nothing.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:02:50 Jason Polansky Free Willy https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/free-willy/ Thu, 17 Mar 2022 01:18:39 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=609 animal awards,free willy,grapple dog,the adam project full 99 Another rambler and boy do we live up to that. We talk about The Adam Project, the Free Willy jump, and animal actors.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:21:40 Jason Polansky Man Syrup https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/man-syrup/ Sun, 06 Mar 2022 22:59:52 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=604 elden ring,noise complaints,nyc,the batman full 98 Need an escape from world events? This episode’s for you! We talk about a lonely gamer, a self-kidnapping, and some New York City creativity. We also talk about The Batman.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:56:42 Jason Polansky Eastern Conflict https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/eastern-conflict/ Sat, 26 Feb 2022 21:27:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=598 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 97 We’re joined by Tadas, in Lithuania, to discuss all things Ukraine this week. And we give our thoughts about the Uncharted movie in media therapy.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:17:04 Jason Polansky Short Rights https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/short-rights/ Fri, 25 Feb 2022 16:53:03 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=592 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 96 We talk movie relevancy, an esports athlete hating on short people, and an early take Horizon: Forbidden West.

Recorded Feb 19.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:01:33 Jason Polansky Tough Choice https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/tough-choice/ Thu, 17 Feb 2022 23:06:06 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=588 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 95 We talk about the Superbowl (before it happened), protestors in New Zealand, and a “controversial” figure skater.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:31:26 Jason Polansky Whoopee Cushion https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/whoopee-cushion/ Mon, 07 Feb 2022 23:22:32 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=582 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 94 We talk Joe Rogan, Whoopi Goldberg, Star Wars, and Shin Megami Tensei V. STACKED episode!

]]> yes Yes no no 2:01:28 Jason Polansky Chopped Salad https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/chopped-salad/ Mon, 31 Jan 2022 23:45:46 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=578 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 93 We talk about salads, pandemic nicknames, and a pregnant woman’s plight in Qatar.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:18:16 Jason Polansky Sexy Candy https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/sexy-candy/ Wed, 26 Jan 2022 23:49:36 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=573 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 92 We talk about a vegan mishap, Pokemon, and the new M&M designs (according to Tucker Carlson).

]]> yes Yes no no 1:50:42 Jason Polansky Party Plane https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/party-plane/ Wed, 12 Jan 2022 22:57:40 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=568 lithuania,russia,ukraine,uncharted,war full 91 We talk about jars of farts, a party plane, and the new NYC prosecution guidelines.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:17:10 Jason Polansky Best Game https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/best-game/ Mon, 03 Jan 2022 23:21:30 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=563 betty white,game of the year,kosher,new years,unpacking,yesterday full 90 We talk about Betty White, a whole lot of movies, and the sham that is “game of the year”.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:40:57 Jason Polansky Top Banana https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/top-banana/ Thu, 30 Dec 2021 20:55:05 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=558 banana loca,cameo,matrix resurrections,tales of arise full 89 We talk about Cameo, an unusual gadget, and The Matrix: Resurrections

]]> yes Yes no no 1:36:00 Jason Polansky Lost Cat https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/lost-cat/ Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:47:40 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=553 banana loca,cameo,matrix resurrections,tales of arise full 88 We talk about a rescue of sorts, a bunch of missed news stories from the last few weeks, and a whole lot of what we’ve watched and played. Strap in!

]]> yes Yes no no 1:59:53 Jason Polansky Fat Man https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fat-man/ Fri, 10 Dec 2021 04:43:54 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=547 Santa,thanksgiving 87 We talk a bit about Thanksgiving before getting into a serious dilemma: should you tell a child that Santa isn’t real (allegedly)? Brittany joins us about halfway through to help out.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:05:29 Jason Polansky Dumb Kid https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/dumb-kid/ Tue, 23 Nov 2021 23:06:48 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=542 Santa,thanksgiving full 86 We talk the metaverse, the Rittenhouse result, and, most importantly, peeing on a concertgoer.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:44:58 Jason Polansky Fried Chicken https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fried-chicken/ Thu, 18 Nov 2021 15:09:57 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=537 Santa,thanksgiving full 85 Rambler this week as we talk New Zealand “giving up”, a bunch of movies, and take a detour to discuss KFC around the world

]]> yes Yes no no 1:39:04 Jason Polansky Red Lobster https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/red-lobster/ Mon, 08 Nov 2021 23:09:11 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=532 fusion,Japan,monkey,politics,shin megami tensei,steam deck full 84 We debate biscuits before talking about a monkey in Japan, a political upset in New Jersey, and Shin Megami Tensei.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:41:38 Jason Polansky Canceled Wizard https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/canceled-wizard/ Thu, 04 Nov 2021 21:36:42 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=527 bond,pornhub,wizard full 83 We talk about hockey tournaments, a former wizard in New Zealand, and teaching math on PornHub.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:03:10 Jason Polansky John’s Soapbox https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/johns-soapbox/ Fri, 29 Oct 2021 19:54:32 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=523 bond,pornhub,wizard full 82 I am REALLY late posting this (we recorded it on Oct 15), but life and forgetfulness… Anyway, we talk about Dave Chappelle, a possible new strike, and N64 games pricing.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:31:02 Jason Polansky Sausage Sizzle https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/sausage-sizzle/ Thu, 14 Oct 2021 01:40:24 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=517 covid,james bond,new zealand,no time to die,sausage full 81 We talk about sausage in New Zealand, James Bond, and greatness in media.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:04:41 Jason Polansky Midlife Crisis https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/midlife-crisis/ Fri, 01 Oct 2021 02:11:34 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=513 coronavirus,Free Guy,n64,nintendo,politics,samsung,switch full 80 Another rambler this week as we talk an upcoming midlife crisis, John’s new folding phone, and N64 games.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:45:58 Jason Polansky Tempted Fate https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/tempted-fate/ Thu, 23 Sep 2021 04:22:50 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=506 artful escape,banned books,covid,nuclear submarine,politics,powkiddy full 79 We talk anti-vax radio hosts dying of covid, a contentious nuclear submarine deal, and banned books.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:25:59 Jason Polansky Erotic Geometry https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/erotic-geometry/ Wed, 15 Sep 2021 02:37:25 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=502 9/11,covid,matrix revelations,pita full 78 We debate whether a pita is a wrap, if covid-compliant sex is a thing, and discuss the new Matrix trailer.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:44:30 Jason Polansky Risk Taker https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/risk-taker/ Mon, 06 Sep 2021 04:39:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=497 coronavirus,pretzels,rave,shang-chi full 77 Breaking the usual format. we talk about returning to normal, going to a rave, and Shang-Chi.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:19:18 Jason Polansky Album Cover https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/album-cover/ Mon, 30 Aug 2021 03:13:45 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=492 chimp,covid,food,hideo kojima,hot dog,nirvana,ted lasso full 76 We talk food time, Nirvana’s album baby lawsuit, and chimp love.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:42:36 Jason Polansky Naked Pictures https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/naked-pictures/ Mon, 23 Aug 2021 02:44:49 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=487 covid,onlyfans,tesla full 75 We talk punctual podcast releases, Teslas (allegedly) hitting emergency vehicles, and OnlyFans’ new policies.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:02:32 Jason Polansky Hermit Crab https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/hermit-crab/ Fri, 20 Aug 2021 03:49:54 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=482 covid,onlyfans,tesla full 74 We talk about a racist rock, hermit crabs, and vaccination philosophy.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:35:55 Jason Polansky Loose Change https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/loose-change/ Thu, 12 Aug 2021 03:58:00 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=478 burgers,coins,ice cream,ted lasso full 73 We talk ice cream, America’s coin shortage, and burgers

]]> yes Yes no no 1:16:12 Jason Polansky Rocket Car https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/rocket-car/ Fri, 06 Aug 2021 03:00:37 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=473 coronavirus,Fast 9,olympics,simone biles,vaccine full 72 Apologies for the crappy audio. We talk Simon Biles, fraudulent vaccination, and F9: The Fast Saga.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:53:02 Jason Polansky Western Woods https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/western-woods/ Fri, 30 Jul 2021 03:46:26 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=468 Black Widow,camping,coronavirus,Loki,steam deck,switch oled full 71 We’re back and breaking the format to catch up. We talk about the latest in coronavirus, camping in Oregon, and an extensive media therapy that covers a lot, from Black Widow to the Steam Deck.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:43:56 Jason Polansky Drug Test https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/drug-test/ Wed, 07 Jul 2021 03:20:35 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=463 bill cosby,final fantasy vii,loch ness monster,nintendo,olympics,toasting steak full 70 We are all over the place on this one, talking Nintendo going after a ROM site, disqualification due to weed usage, and Bill Cosby being released. Also some story about a dude toasting a steak.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:49:02 Jason Polansky Waffle House https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/waffle-house/ Tue, 29 Jun 2021 04:07:34 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=458 Amouranth,final fantasy vii,twitch,waffle house full 69 We talk a Waffle House survival tale, the latest Twitch trend, and Final Fantasy VII.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:51:10 Jason Polansky Under Water https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/under-water/ Mon, 21 Jun 2021 02:40:14 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=454 climate change,cnn,infinite,national anthem,PS5,ratchet and clank full 68 We talk melting glaciers, a great idea for our national anthem, and Jeffrey Toobin’s return to CNN.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:00:05 Jason Polansky Fried Towel https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fried-towel/ Thu, 10 Jun 2021 22:41:21 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=448 blenders,cicadas,cobra kai,pride month full 67 Shorter one this week as we talk cicadas (again), bad marketing, and Cobra Kai.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:10:24 Jason Polansky Burnt Pancake https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/burnt-pancake/ Thu, 03 Jun 2021 00:33:05 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=444 lithuania,loud call,married at first sight,might ducks: game changer,pancakes full 66 We take a Lithuanian phrase to task, break down a loud phone call, and Arlen is here, so we’re talking MAFS.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:56:50 Jason Polansky Hot Tub https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/hot-tub/ Thu, 27 May 2021 21:49:51 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=439 lithuania,loud call,married at first sight,might ducks: game changer,pancakes full 65 We talk about a snake plague in Australia, a cicada plague in the US, and hot tub streamers. And sorry about the sniffling…

]]> yes Yes no no 1:52:42 Jason Polansky Missing Cat https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/missing-cat/ Fri, 21 May 2021 16:26:58 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=435 fish,hockey,PS5,putin,ratchet and clank,tiger,xbox series x full 64 We talk about a missing cat (now found) in Houston, Vladimir Putin hockey highlights, and the state of the new generation of gaming.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:39:40 Jason Polansky Mother God https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/mother-god/ Thu, 13 May 2021 22:45:25 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=430 cults,might ducks: game changer,pancakes,rocket,tattoos full 63 We talk cults, a rocket in freefall, and the Mighty Ducks.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:36:01 Jason Polansky Happy Birthday https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/happy-birthday/ Mon, 03 May 2021 23:54:21 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=425 coronavirus,fraud,invincible,lsd,Mank,nomadland,oscars,vaccine full 62 We talk about anti-vaxxers, LSD at work, and a serial dater.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:33:03 Jason Polansky Good Answer https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/good-answer/ Thu, 29 Apr 2021 23:21:37 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=420 bubble tea,disney,dog racing,falcon and winter soldier,family feud,vaccine,woke full 61 We talk vaccination, methed up greyhounds, and (for the last time), Falcon and Winter Soldier.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:59:00 Jason Polansky Rabbit Theft https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/rabbit-theft/ Thu, 22 Apr 2021 02:19:40 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=416 biden,falcon and winter soldier,hockey,melissa mccarthy,new zealand,rabbits,smoking full 60 Can’t knock us for variety on this one. We cover some hockey strategy, smoking bans, a missing rabbit, and Biden’s approval numbers. Oh, and more Falcon and Winter Soldier talk.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:49:15 Jason Polansky Australia Defense https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/australia-defense/ Thu, 15 Apr 2021 02:33:06 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=410 Australia,coronavirus,falcon and winter soldier,new zealand,russia full 59 Recorded April 9th. Bartending extraordinaire Chau, in Australia, joins us to defend her nation against John’s slander. Then we talk about the upside of Covid in New Zealand, Russia’s newest toys, and Falcon and Winter Soldier.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:43:43 Jason Polansky Mouse Plague https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/mouse-plague/ Fri, 09 Apr 2021 03:57:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=406 covid passport,genesis noir,ghost of tsushima,godzilla vs kong,justice league,mice full 58 We talk about a mice invasion in Australia, Covid passports, and Godzilla vs Kong

]]> yes Yes no no 2:02:20 Jason Polansky Them Apples https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/them-apples/ Mon, 22 Mar 2021 05:09:27 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=400 apples,falcon and winter soldier,green tea,vatican,waffles full 57 We’re not short on variety for this one. We talk green tea, the Vatican’s “new” stance on gay marriage, and Falcon and Winter Soldier. There’s also a heated apple debate in there.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:52:58 Jason Polansky Media Therapy: MAFS 1 https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/media-therapy-mafs-1/ Thu, 18 Mar 2021 02:09:36 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=395 married at first sight full Recorded on March 12, John and Arlen dive into the current season of Married at First Sight.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:25:32 Jason Polansky Perceived Value https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/perceived-value/ Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:48:19 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=390 moon,NFTs,oprah,royals,waffles full 56 We talk sperm on the moon and the (allegedly) racist royals, but this is ultimately about one thing: non-fungible tokens, aka NFTs.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:40:35 Jason Polansky Canceled Books https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/canceled-books/ Thu, 11 Mar 2021 00:06:17 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=386 controllers,dr seuss,patents,persona 5 strikers,snowpiercer,space hotel full 55 We talk about a new hotel being built in space, patents, and the latest in cancel culture.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:01:10 Jason Polansky Good Boy https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/good-boy/ Wed, 03 Mar 2021 02:26:44 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=381 assassin's creed,avengers,john dillermand,matcha,tiger woods full 54 Lot of ground covered here. We talk the dangers of hockey, Lady Gaga’s dogs, a Denmark children’s cartoon, and Tiger Woods.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:49:46 Jason Polansky Lost Rooster https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/lost-rooster/ Thu, 18 Feb 2021 00:35:41 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=373 biden,cracker barrel,gina carano,rooster,six days in fallujah full 53 Lot of variety in this one as we talk new lab-grown meat, a lost rooster, and some recent controversies in the game and film industries.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:54:36 Jason Polansky Space Laser https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/space-laser/ Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:46:00 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=369 amazon,godzilla vs kong,lil uzi vert,mittens,mypillow,space laser,wandavision full 52 Fun one this week as we talk about poop-shaped buildings, forehead-embedded diamonds, and Mittens the cat.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:10:14 Jason Polansky Diamond Hands https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/diamond-hands/ Wed, 03 Feb 2021 04:36:45 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=364 gamestop,stock,toys r us,van gogh,wallstreetbets,wandavision full 51 We dive into the depths of r/WallStreetBets as we cover the gamestop stock situation. There’s also some talk about Van Gogh and Toys “R”Us.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:55:23 Jason Polansky Big Mac https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/big-mac/ Thu, 28 Jan 2021 02:05:53 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=360 coronavirus,ice cream,joe biden,kevin smith,star wars full 50 This is a really silly one. We talk ice cream for dogs, dead Ewoks, and cast the inevitable Joe Biden movie.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:33:56 Jason Polansky Ice Cream https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/ice-cream/ Tue, 19 Jan 2021 03:14:38 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=354 CES,coldsnap,razer,robots,trump,vegan,wandavision full 49 John has a new years goal in mind, some new tech was revealed at this year’s digital CES, and, of course, the latest in the trash fire that is American politics.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:41:36 Jason Polansky Seditious Insurrection https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/seditious-insurrection/ Sun, 10 Jan 2021 19:23:31 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=349 civil war,insurrection,miles morales,protests,PS5,ted lasso,trump,yummy full 48 You know what we’re talking about this week: French Toast, PS5 impressions, and the word “yummy.” Also the attack on the United States last week. Enjoy!

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, “Yummy”
00:15:50 – News
00:38:20 – RBBJ – Insurrection
02:01:17 – Media Therapy – PG Game, Ted Lasso, PS5 Impressions

]]> yes Yes no no 2:33:19 Jason Polansky False Identity https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/false-identity/ Thu, 07 Jan 2021 04:56:05 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=345 alec baldwin,dog racing,horse racing,new years,soul full 47 We talk new years, dog racing, and Alec Baldwin’s wife’s secret.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:57:35 Jason Polansky Street Meat https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/street-meat/ Tue, 29 Dec 2020 03:36:35 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=340 dark souls,KFC,michael jackson,pancakes,street food,wonder woman 1984 full 46 We talk about our Christmas days, street food, and, the big event, Wonder Woman 1984.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:21:33 Jason Polansky Ugly Flower https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/ugly-flower/ Thu, 24 Dec 2020 02:35:01 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=335 dark souls,KFC,michael jackson,pancakes,street food,wonder woman 1984 full 45 We talk the Warner Bros deal with HBO Max, Cyberpunk’s disastrous launch, and The Mandalorian season finale.

]]> yes Yes no no 2:07:24 Jason Polansky Top Search https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/top-search/ Thu, 17 Dec 2020 01:24:14 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=330 google,mandalorian,metal gear rising,plastic surgery,time full 44 Fun one this week as we talk plastic surgery, top google searches of the year, and The Mandalorian.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:27:55 Jason Polansky Pink Soup https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/pink-soup/ Wed, 09 Dec 2020 02:23:30 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=325 Japan,okonomiyaki,pardon,super nintendo world,tenet,trump full 43 We spend a lot of time in Japan this episode before covering Tenet with full spoilers (and notice beforehand!) later on.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:53:19 Jason Polansky Specific Casting https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/specific-casting/ Thu, 03 Dec 2020 01:14:16 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=321 dutch baby,movies,opioids,time,turkey full 42 Range of topics covered this week including Thanksgiving turkey, opioids, film casting, and Time’s “Person” of the Year.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:52:11 Jason Polansky Buffalo Wings https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/buffalo-wings/ Thu, 26 Nov 2020 02:26:09 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=316 dutch baby,movies,opioids,time,turkey full 41 Another (somewhat) lighthearted one for your Thanksgiving weekend. We talk wings, vaccines, and birds.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:24:30 Jason Polansky Great Birds https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/great-birds/ Thu, 19 Nov 2020 22:43:16 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=311 coronavirus,cruises,dogs,great tits,PS5,vaccine,xbox series x full 40 Late upload because… I just forgot. We talk about a bird that may go extinct, dogs, and next-gen gaming impressions.

]]> yes Yes no no 1:30:42 Jason Polansky New President https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/new-president/ Sat, 07 Nov 2020 20:41:03 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=304 biden,election,politics,trump full 39 The verdict made and Joe Biden has been elected as the 46th president of the United States. We react and discuss what’s next for America in the wake of Trump’s presidency. If you don’t care what we think about that crap, Media Therapy begins at 1:45:00.

Ending Song: Rival Sons – Shooting Stars

]]> yes Yes no no 2:03:39 Jason Polansky Election Night (Special) https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/election-night-special/ Wed, 04 Nov 2020 05:34:28 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=297 biden,election night,politics,trump full 38 A special election night episode as we watch and respond to live election coverage. We cover a lot of ground here and this is an immediate time capsule, so I anticipate the end result will determine how much enjoyment you yield.

]]> yes Yes no no 3:22:20 Jason Polansky Foul Plague https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/foul-plague/ Sat, 31 Oct 2020 22:35:42 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=291 biden,borat,fargo,guns,peacocks,politics,trump,walmart full 37 It’s the last podcast before election day. In turn, we make some predictions of what will happen across the U and visit a plague that’s taking over New Zealand’s north island.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – John is Blessed
00:17:08 – News
00:18:25 – John Shouldn’t Leave
00:34:30 – Guns at Walmart
00:47:25 – John Should be Scared
01:18:58 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Fargo, Borat 2

]]> yes Yes no no 1:34:35 Jason Polansky Sweet Bread https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/sweet-bread/ Wed, 28 Oct 2020 01:32:12 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=287 biden,coronavirus,milkshake,smash bros,subway,trump full 36 It was the last night of the debate and we had a lot of catching up to do. A smattering of stories ranging from Minecraft Steve to fake bread, to milkshake preference.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – House Ownership, Coronavirus, Breakfast
00:23:45 – News
00:24:35 – Minecraft Steve
00:29:11 – Fake Bread
00:39:04 – RBBJ – Milkshakes
00:47:15 – RBBJ – Final Debate
01:07:01 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Lots of Game Updates

]]> yes Yes no no 1:21:02 Jason Polansky Sick President https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/sick-president/ Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:02:43 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=282 coronavirus,debate,trump full 35 A different one this week and a more expedited release based on how fast the news is moving. The normal structure is out the window as we largely discuss Trump’s coronavirus diagnosis/hospitalization.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Trump is sick
00:58:39 – Debate heard ’round the world
01:11:00 – Media Therapy – Better Call Saul, various games

]]> yes Yes no no 1:28:20 Jason Polansky Man Fun https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/man-fun/ Thu, 01 Oct 2020 01:55:33 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=277 amazon,drone,man cave,oscars,trump full 34 We got our first written review! Keep ’em coming! We talk about the new Amazon drone, the new Oscar Best Picture rules, and some “man fun.”

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Dentist, Norma’s, Review
00:15:21 – News
00:15:55 – Amazon Drone
00:35:20 – Man Cave
00:48:50 – New Oscar Rules
01:16:53 – RBBJ – Point of No Return
01:42:10 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game Quick Hits

]]> yes Yes no no 1:56:35 Jason Polansky Wet Grammy https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/wet-grammy/ Thu, 24 Sep 2020 01:16:23 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=273 chicken nuggets,dentist,hades,jk rowling,kanye,RBG,supergiant,vacations full 33 A roller coaster episode as we revisit JK Rowling shenanigans, address the RBG news, and gush over Supergiant’s Hades.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Nuggets
00:09:52 – News
00:11:20 – JK Rowling
00:30:17 – Dentist
00:40:33 – Extravagance
00:56:34 – Kanye Grammy Post
01:03:00 – RBBJ – Barr, RBG and the fight
01:36:40 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Hades

]]> yes Yes no no 2:01:28 Jason Polansky Mystery Seeds https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/mystery-seeds/ Wed, 16 Sep 2020 04:08:20 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=267 chinese seeds,cuties,moon,netflix,novak djokovic,paradise killer,trump full 32 We cover a wide range of topics this week, from the Earth’s soil to the Moon, and everything in between (sorta).

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Political Influence, Steak
00:21:02 – News
00:21:44 – Moon Rust
00:33:47 – Mystery Seeds
00:50:25 – Cuties
01:30:23 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Novak Djokovic, Paradise Killer

]]> yes Yes no no 1:48:04 Jason Polansky Fake Dinosaur https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fake-dinosaur/ Wed, 09 Sep 2020 23:59:03 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=263 conspiracy,coronavirus,dinosaurs,mammoths,mulan,nhl,trump full 31 Another long one as we talk Dinosaur conspiracies, the troops, and go deep into Mulan controversies.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Buying a House, Hating Kids
00:24:09 – News
00:24:55 – Dinosaurs
00:40:45 – Mammoths
00:49:15 – Mulan Debate
01:23:20 – RBBJ – The Troops
01:43:30 – Media Therapy – NHL Playoffs, Paul Giamatti Game, Social Media

]]> yes Yes no no 2:01:28 Jason Polansky Black Panther https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/black-panther/ Thu, 03 Sep 2020 02:39:33 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=257 beefalo,chadwick boseman,ghost of tsushima,RNC,trump,weed full 30 We get a little heavy, a little light, and a little weird with this one, covering the death of Chadwick Boseman, beefalo, and the RNC.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Playoffs, Candy Follow-up
00:19:22 – News
00:20:09 – Weed Sales
00:35:30 – On the Run
00:42:28 – Chadwick Boseman
00:53:37 – RBBJ – RNC Thoughts
01:19:14 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, The Boys, Various Games

]]> yes Yes no no 1:33:03 Jason Polansky Gummy Bear https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/gummy-bear/ Wed, 26 Aug 2020 23:18:46 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=252 dnc,french toast,ghost of tsushima,gummy bears,nhl,russia,trump,vaccine full 29 We talk DNC, the Russian vaccine, and candy bars.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Candy bars and French Toast
00:26:00 – News
00:27:00 – Russian Vaccine
00:41:08 – Bison Attack
00:50:01 – Distractions
01:09:58 – RBBJ – DNC Thoughts
01:42:45 – Media Therapy – Ghost of Tsushima

]]> yes Yes no no 1:58:51 Jason Polansky Big Scoop https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/big-scoop/ Thu, 13 Aug 2020 03:18:35 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=246 herman cain,ice cream,mount rushmore,sperm,stadia,trump,XFL full 28 We’re back after our brief hiatus to cover some serious topics: Herman Cain succumbing to coronavirus, should Trump be on Mount Rushmore, and how many scoops is one scoop?!

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – “Scoops”
00:14:45 – News
00:15:20 – Sperm Facts
00:21:35 – The Rock by XFL
00:31:40 – RIP Herman Cain
00:43:15 – RBBJ – Mount Rushmore
00:55:10 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Cloud Gaming

]]> yes Yes no no 1:24:59 Jason Polansky Fake Fans https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/fake-fans/ Wed, 29 Jul 2020 03:36:53 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=241 black friday,boris johnson,digital fans,john lewis,mike tyson full 26 Finally keeping it around an hour, we briskly run through digital fans, holiday shopping, and Mike Tyson coming out of retirement.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Baking Powder vs Baking Soda
00:04:55 – News
00:05:45 – Fake Fans
00:15:55 – Closing Stores on Thanksgiving
00:25:00 – Coronavirus Remedy
00:39:20 – RBBJ – John Lewis
00:44:49 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Old Boxers

]]> yes Yes no no 1:03:13 Jason Polansky Best Actor https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/best-actor/ Wed, 22 Jul 2020 03:39:38 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=236 denzel,french toast,ghost of tsushima,kanye,redskins,the last of us part 2 full 25 We talk about the most egregious breakfast ever, Kanye’s presidential bid, and the greatness that is Denzel Washington.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Sweet Breakfasts Ranked
00:19:46 – News
00:20:19 – Drones
00:29:27 – Redskins Rebranding
00:45:51 – Kanye
01:03:23 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Denzel, Ghost of Tsushima
01:35:30 – Final Last of Us: Part 2 Thoughts and Spoilers

]]> yes Yes no no 2:17:38 Jason Polansky Entitled Assholes https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/entitled-assholes/ Thu, 16 Jul 2020 04:27:20 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=232 coronavirus,hamilton,seoul mayor,sims,the last of us part 2 full 24 We’re back after a week off to talk about the former mayor of Seoul, the toxic reactions to The Last of Us: Part 2, and discover some startling realizations in the Paul Giamatti game.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Travel, COVID Test,
00:15:55 – News
00:17:50 – Trouble in Seoul
00:34:23 – Assholes
01:13:50 – Sims Reality Show
01:26:15 – RBBJ – Trump Venting
01:35:11 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game, Hamilton

]]> yes Yes no no 1:55:49 Jason Polansky Treasonous Losers https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/treasonous-losers/ Wed, 01 Jul 2020 03:39:53 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=227 confederate flag,coronavirus,debate,pancakes,the last of us part 2 full 23 As promised last week, we go at it debating the freedom to wave the confederate flag. One of us came prepared, while the other… not so much. We then spend some time going into our first impressions of The Last of Us: Part 2.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Zoom Wedding, COVID, Pancakes
00:13:24 – Flag Debate
01:16:20 – Media Therapy – Harry Potter Game, Splash Mountain
01:23:34 – The Last of Us Part 2 Impressions

]]> yes Yes no no 1:46:45 Jason Polansky Strong Opinion https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/strong-opinion/ Thu, 25 Jun 2020 03:29:44 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=222 cancel culture,confederate statues,flag debate,jk rowling,trump full 22 Things get deep on this one. Arlen joins to enlighten us on the JK Rowling issue, the cancel culture discussion continues, and a great debate has begun about flying flags.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Driving, Hiking, Camping
00:12:59 – Cancelation Follow-up
00:57:25 – Trapped in Russia
01:06:58 – Statues and Flags
01:27:51 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game

]]> yes Yes no no 1:34:14 Jason Polansky Bad Marketing https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/bad-marketing/ Wed, 17 Jun 2020 03:46:02 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=217 cancel culture,coronavirus,paw patrol,police,politics,PS5,social media,trump full 21 This is a long one with some deep conversations about the police, cancel culture, and bagels. We also spend nearly an hour talking about the PS5 reveal event.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Reopening, Bagels
00:22:35 – Paw Patrol Canceled?
00:28:30 – Defund the Police?
00:40:00 – Social Media Woes
00:52:30 – Cancel Culture Follow-up
01:25:27 – Media Therapy – PS5 Reveal Event

]]> yes Yes no no 2:13:58 Jason Polansky Racist Tea https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/racist-tea/ Wed, 10 Jun 2020 03:14:56 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=211 baking,black lives matter,cancel culture,cha cha matcha,lady g,protests,racism full 20 Recorded on Friday, June 5th. Brittany joins us again to talk about the latest in American turmoil, matcha tea, and Lady G.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Baking
00:12:43 – America’s Still a Mess
00:42:28 – Canceling Tea
01:04:35 – Lady G?
01:11:45 – Media Therapy – Paul Giamatti Game

]]> yes Yes no no 1:14:41 Jason Polansky Broken Country https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/broken-country/ Tue, 02 Jun 2020 03:45:58 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=206 black lives matter,doom eternal,monkeys,pancakes,politics,protests,shantae,trump,zookeeper full 19 Recorded on Friday, May 29th. We go deep into current events in America but lead with about half-hour of our usual pancakes and animal antics.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Picky Eating, Pancakes
00:18:27 – News
00:19:40 – Australian Zookeeper
00:27:58 – Monkeys
00:35:00 – RBBJ – American Unrest
01:30:10 – Media Therapy – Tetris, Doom Eternal, Shantae

]]> yes Yes no no 1:59:07 Jason Polansky Altered World https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/altered-world/ Wed, 27 May 2020 03:59:39 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=201 90 day fiance,biden,coronavirus,joe rogan,russia,Solitaire,spotify,supernatural full 18 This a beefy one. We discuss the permanent impact of the virus on the world, learn something about European geography, and plea for a Spotify deal.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Supernatural
00:08:45 – To TSA the World
00:44:30 – News
00:45:00 – Putin
00:58:14 – Solitaire
01:03:08 – RBBJ – You Aint Black
01:10:51 – Media Therapy – Before the 90 Days
01:34:00 – Please Buy Us, Spotify

]]> yes Yes no no 1:44:28 Jason Polansky Smart Kid https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/smart-kid/ Wed, 20 May 2020 04:01:30 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=197 lords and ladles,murder hornets,pancakes,rabbits,trump full 17 Arlen is back for this brisk episode that tackles murder hornets, one kid’s short joyride, and a new, deadly, disease.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Rice, Tainted Meats
00:19:30 – News
00:20:33 – Murdering Bugs
00:31:43 – GTA
00:42:48 – Rabbits
00:48:24 – RBBJ – Trump Hates Wind
00:53:56 – Media Therapy – Lords and Ladles

]]> yes Yes no no 1:04:57 Jason Polansky Banned Books https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/banned-books/ Thu, 14 May 2020 04:27:28 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=192 books,coronavirus,final fantasy vii remake,gator,monopoly,pancakes,pence full 16 We cover a lot of ground this week, from the latest reopening talk to Ms. Monopoly to the Final Fantasy VII Remake.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Reopening, Pancake Update
00:24:08 – News
00:25:35 – Ms. Monopoly
00:35:19 – Banned Books
00:41:30 – Hungry Gator
00:51:30 – RBBJ – Defending Pence
00:57:46 – Media Therapy – Final Fantasy VII Remake

]]> yes Yes no no 1:21:42 Jason Polansky Tasty Neighbors https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/tasty-neighbors/ Wed, 06 May 2020 03:40:32 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=188 alex jones,apple and orange,birds,coronavirus,cuomo,married at first sight,pancakes full 15 Arlen is back to tackle working from home grievances, Alex Jones, and Married and First Sight. Also, John learns about a fantastic conspiracy theory.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Quarantine Update, Cooking
00:18:02 – News
00:20:03 – Workin from Home Life
00:39:04 – Desirable Cuomos
00:48:52 – RBBJ – Alex Jones is Hungry
01:00:59 – Media Therapy – Apple and Onion, Married at First Sight

]]> yes Yes no no 1:32:12 Jason Polansky Toxic Healing https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/toxic-healing/ Tue, 28 Apr 2020 03:18:29 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=183 90 day fiance,coronavirus,fast food,KFC,las vegas,trump full 14 Brittany is back to help us tackle some questionable opinions and opinions including the Las Vegas Mayor wanting to be a control group, disinfectant injections, and the worst fast-food spots.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, America Strong, Fast Food
00:15:58 – News
00:16:34 – Las Vegas Opening?
00:38:51 – Wrong Button
00:41:48 – Expedited Shopping
01:01:02 – RBBJ – Toxic Healing
01:09:36 – Media Therapy – Secrets of the Zoo, 90 Day Fiance

]]> yes Yes no no 1:26:52 Jason Polansky Unqualified Doctor https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/unqualified-doctor/ Wed, 22 Apr 2020 04:00:33 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=178 90 day fiance,coronavirus,fast food,KFC,las vegas,trump full 13 We give the guests a break this week for a more intimate episode tackling hard subjects like liberating states, Meghan Markle, and Cooking Mama.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Liberation, Remote Work
00:23:21 – News
00:24:02 – Queen’s Canceled Birthday
00:33:33 – 5G Conspiracy
00:41:48 – Cooking Mama
00:54:12 – RBBJ – Swimming Pools
01:02:58 – Media Therapy – Phantom of the Opera

]]> yes Yes no no 1:28:44 Jason Polansky Crooked Raccoon https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/crooked-raccoon/ Tue, 14 Apr 2020 02:33:04 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=173 animal crossing,bernie sanders,biden,coronavirus,passover,voyeurism,XFL full 12 Greg joins us this week to discuss the spring holidays, some bartending adventures, and some questionable thoughts on voyeurism…

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Passover, Bar Stories
00:22:02 – News
00:23:23 – XFL’s Grim Outlook
00:29:30 – Wiping out Billionaires
00:49:51 – Upskirting Laws
01:00:54 – RBBJ – Biden Trumps Bernie
01:06:37 – Media Therapy – Animal Crossing

]]> yes Yes no no 1:23:58 Jason Polansky Virtual Love https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/virtual-love/ Tue, 07 Apr 2020 02:30:28 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=168 blacklist,coronavirus,pancakes,second life,tiger king full 11 Arlen joins us again to tackle pancakes, how to cope in quarantine, and a wild digital love story.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Pancakes, Quarantine Update
00:23:34 – News
00:23:11 – Last Week Follow-ups
00:29:30 – How to Quarantine
00:43:48 – Second Life Love
01:11:34 – Media Therapy – Blacklist and Court Drama

]]> yes Yes no no 1:24:28 Jason Polansky Skimpy Delivery https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/skimpy-delivery/ Tue, 31 Mar 2020 02:31:28 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=162 cats,coronavirus,pelaton,sneakers,strippers full 10 We have guests for the first time! Brittany and Arlen join us to tackle some hard issues in these odd times: strippers delivering, overpriced shoes, and rats taking over New Orleans!

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Pelaton, Cocktails To Go
00:14:19 – News
00:17:20 – Delivering Stripper
00:33:59 – Fancy Footwear
00:49:01 – New Orleans Rats
01:00:57 – RBBJ – Cutie Pie
01:02:13 – Media Therapy – Cats Review

]]> yes Yes no no 1:24:31 Jason Polansky Painted Buttholes https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/painted-buttholes/ Mon, 23 Mar 2020 02:45:10 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=156 bond,cats,coronavirus,trump full 9 Dispatches from quarantine, we cover our latest situations dealing with the virus, how much toilet paper is really needed, and address the Cats “butthole cut” conspiracy theory

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Coronavirus Update
00:18:12 – News
00:18:36 – Kenny Rodgers
00:21:35 – Meat Hoarding
00:32:48 – Supplies Heist
00:36:45 – RBBJ – You’re a Terrible Reporter
00:56:35 – Media Therapy – Bond and Buttholes

]]> yes Yes no no 1:22:44 Jason Polansky Hungry Monkeys https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/hungry-monkeys/ Wed, 18 Mar 2020 01:40:13 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=152 bond,cats,coronavirus,trump full 8 Coronavirus is dominating our news and culture, so expect a lot of that in this one, but with a more fun lens. We talk bidets, John’s cruise story, and brawling monkeys.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Personal Virus Stories
00:13:04 – News
00:14:19 – Bidet Sales Jump
00:21:50 – Hustling and Cruise Story
00:40:30 – Monkey Brawl
00:53:31 – RBBJ – Is Trump Infected?
01:01:30 – Media Therapy – Murder by Numbers

]]> yes Yes no no 1:17:51 Jason Polansky Precious Pangolin https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/precious-pangolin/ Tue, 10 Mar 2020 03:16:16 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=147 bond,cats,coronavirus,trump full 7 Meaty one this week, as we dive deep into plastic surgery, imported animals, and all the havoc coronavirus is wreaking across our precious entertainment industry.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro,
00:06:48 – YLTM, Juvederm
00:19:12 – Coronavirus Check-in
00:44:50 – Shocking News
00:53:31 – RBBJ – Bernie vs Biden
01:06:56 – Media Therapy – Bond Delay

]]> yes Yes no no 1:27:46 Jason Polansky Imported Fiance https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/imported-fiance/ Thu, 05 Mar 2020 03:13:48 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=143 90 day fiance,coronovirus,flat earth,jury duty,politics,Primaries,trump full 6 A little late with the drop, as we recorded this Saturday, February 29th, so some of the politic stuff might be (see: is) hilariously incorrect. We also talk about some uplifting stories, and John confesses his latest vice.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro, Dry Skin, Jury Duty
00:10:58 – Feedback – Recording History
00:18:32 – News
00:20:01 – Coronavirus Update
00:35:45 – Flat Earther Icon Dies
00:42:15 – Emergency Goalie Victory
00:50:38 – RBBJ – Trump’s Black? And Primaries
01:11:32 – Media Therapy – 90 Day Fiance Revisited

]]> yes Yes no no 1:37:00 Jason Polansky Untitled Goose https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/untitled-goose/ Tue, 18 Feb 2020 03:06:03 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=137 adam sandler,aliens,asteroid,dice awards,untitled goose game full 5 You might learn something from this one. We talk uncovering ancient coins, what would happen if we knew an asteroid was going to hit, and why Untitled Goose Game won DICE game of the year.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro and Hiccups
00:05:29 – Feedback – Reptile Emotions
00:10:49 – News
00:11:52 – Roman Coins Found in Spain
00:34:22 – Near Miss Asteroid
00:45:05 – Searching for Aliens
00:52:57 – RBBJ – Iowa Caucus
01:01:32 – Media Therapy – Adam Sandler
01:09:41 – Media Therapy – DICE Awards

]]> yes Yes no no 1:28:44 Jason Polansky Flying Taxis https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/flying-taxis/ Tue, 11 Feb 2020 01:28:12 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=132 flying taxis,iowa caucus,politics,shakira,super bowl,taro tsujimoto full 4 We cover a lot of ground in this one, including the Super Bowl halftime show, flying taxis in New Zealand, and the Iowa Caucus results.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro and Outdoor Hockey
00:05:46 – Feedback
00:10:23 – News
00:10:37 – McDonalds Thief
00:16:19 – Halftime Show
00:35:35 – Flying Taxis
00:49:48 – RBBJ – Iowa Caucus
01:05:14 – Media Therapy – The Tale of Taro Tsujimoto

]]> yes Yes no no 1:17:48 Jason Polansky Other Meats https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/other-meats/ Tue, 04 Feb 2020 02:56:26 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=126 Beyond Chicken,Bugs,Fast 9,KFC,Kobe,Primaries full 3 We’ll dial back the bug talk after this one for a bit. Probably. Depends on sponsors. Besides that, we talk Kobe, KF”C”, and Fast 9!

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro and Being Rude
00:12:29 – News
00:12:45 – Kobe
00:24:12 – Beyond Chicken at KFC
00:33:08 – Eating Crickets
00:59:02 – RBBJ – Democratic Primaries
01:12:07 – Media Therapy – Fast 9 Trailer Reaction

]]> yes Yes no no 1:34:47 Jason Polansky Creepy Crawlers https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/creepy-crawlers/ Tue, 28 Jan 2020 03:10:35 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=120 bad boys,coronovirus,impeachment,trump full 2 Poorly timed release of an episode that was recorded BEFORE the Kobe new and Bolton “bombshell”, but we’ll cover at least half of those things next episode. For this one, we talk diseases, impeachments, and Bad Boys for Life.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro and Assault Opinions
00:05:05 – News
00:06:56 – Diseases in Glaciers
00:16:09 – Coronavirus
00:28:37 – Deadly Spiders
00:40:42 – RBBJ – Impeachment
01:01:58 – Media Therapy – Bad Boys for Life Review

]]> yes Yes no no 1:27:39 Jason Polansky Royal Entry https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/royal-entry/ Tue, 21 Jan 2020 03:36:16 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=75 bad boys,coronovirus,impeachment,trump full 1 It’s our first episode! We establish the flow of the podcast and cover key stories around the world, including the Australian fires, royal family drama, and the Oscars.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Intro and Catch Up
00:09:18 – News
00:10:52 – Australian Fires
00:24:57 – SpaceX
00:41:01 – Dr. Oz
00:48:32 – RBBJ – Harry and Meagan
01:01:11 – Media Therapy – Oscar Nominations

]]> yes Yes no no 1:25:47 Jason Polansky Trailer https://www.hesabroad.com/episode/trailer/ Tue, 21 Jan 2020 03:33:14 +0000 Jason Polansky https://www.hesabroad.com/?post_type=episode&p=72 bad boys,coronovirus,impeachment,trump trailer What are we all about? Look no further than this 2-minute cut of us stumbling through trailer production.

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